Retics4me
07-02-2004, 01:22 PM
The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for
John Kerry. You can understand why - with two positions on every
issue, he has twice as many people mad at him." -Jay Leno
"We make jokes about it but the truth is this presidential election
really offers us a choice of two well-informed opposing positions on
every issue. OK, they both belong to John Kerry, but they're still
there." -Jay Leno
"John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He
originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq." -
Craig Kilborn
"President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John
Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating." -Jay
Leno
"Well the good news for Democrats, now over half the country can
identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the majority still
thinks he's the dad from The Munsters." -Jay Leno
"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know,
as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them." -Jay Leno
"They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in
history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's
nothing. He once raised $500 million with two words: 'I do.'" -Jay
Leno
"Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B
deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's
Gold Card." -Craig Kilborn
John Kerry. You can understand why - with two positions on every
issue, he has twice as many people mad at him." -Jay Leno
"We make jokes about it but the truth is this presidential election
really offers us a choice of two well-informed opposing positions on
every issue. OK, they both belong to John Kerry, but they're still
there." -Jay Leno
"John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He
originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq." -
Craig Kilborn
"President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John
Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating." -Jay
Leno
"Well the good news for Democrats, now over half the country can
identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the majority still
thinks he's the dad from The Munsters." -Jay Leno
"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know,
as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them." -Jay Leno
"They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in
history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's
nothing. He once raised $500 million with two words: 'I do.'" -Jay
Leno
"Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B
deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's
Gold Card." -Craig Kilborn