Twitch
07-01-2004, 11:56 PM
Mind you, what follows is not my opinion, its just something i found at work, and thought some other folks might like to read it.
With all the talks of war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized ALL AMERICANS on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror acts.
These activists may be alone or in a gathering..... most of us dont know how to react to them. When you come upon one of thse people. or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette.
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people wo did this to us, kwe will only bring more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from politcal to religious to humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, PUNCH THEM IN THE NOSE.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very Quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell thim if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment ant then agree that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them MUCH harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the activist realizes how stupid an argument he/she is making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost. We owe our military a huge debt for what they have done, and what is yet to be done for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.
With all the talks of war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized ALL AMERICANS on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror acts.
These activists may be alone or in a gathering..... most of us dont know how to react to them. When you come upon one of thse people. or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette.
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people wo did this to us, kwe will only bring more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from politcal to religious to humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, PUNCH THEM IN THE NOSE.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very Quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell thim if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment ant then agree that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them MUCH harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the activist realizes how stupid an argument he/she is making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost. We owe our military a huge debt for what they have done, and what is yet to be done for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.